Book: Fifty Shades by E. L. James

I finished the Fifty Shades trilogy, thanks to a generous friend who shared hers with me.  I'll have more to say in a real review, but first impressions and just for the sake of accuracy?  The kinkiest thing in this trilogy is the idea of some of the things that :might: happen, and which are alluded to in The Contract.  No, really.  And it's not erotica, nor is it the more hideous label of "mommy porn."  Ugh.